Episode One Confessionals

[allan]

Of course!! Friendsssssss.  (but only if you're rooting for me)

[allan]

I am trying to make the effort to message people, or coordinate a call but people are not being responsive, despite talking in the group chat. Hmm. I call shenanigans.

[allan]

My civilization is boring right now so I am on call with my friend Tom and he made a list of things for me to answer!!

1. Who smells the worst in your civilization? What do they smell like?
2. Who would be the most attractive member of the game if they were genderswapped?
3. If you HAD to sleep with one of the female cast members, who would it be and where?
4. Do you prefer cupcakes or muffins?
5. Who do you think in the cast would be the most likely to win if you were playing the Hunger Games?
6. List your 10 favorite qualities about Tom Howse.
7. If you were the first boot in this game, describe what your blaze of glory would look like on your way out.
8. What would your strategy be in the zombie apocalypse?
9. Who is the best all-round Survivor player out of Christina Cha, Jenny Guzon-Bae, Ibrehem Rahman, Krista Klumpp, Drew Christy, Mitchell Olson, Sierra Reed and Kim Spraldin?
10. Which of the CYS hosts are you going to make a final 2 with?


I shall do this shortly.

[allan]

Answers to Tom's Questions. For the amusement of whomever.

1. Molly. She makes odd noises on call and I think she is farting. It sounds like a duck.

2. The game? Keith. I could see him in a drag show killing it.

3. Female? Oh gosh. They're all twelve. Umm, lemme look. Vanessa, I guess. She has a good voice and seems fun.

4. Out of the options I guess muffins. Not such a fat bitch am I.

5. I feel like Frank might. He seems like he might already be mentally prepared for it.

6. Ugh. 1-He has a beard. 2-He is not an idiot. 3-He looks like a chimpanzee and I think they're cool. 4-He doesn't ignore me when I speak to him. 5-We have mutual friends we can bug together. 6-He has seen my messy apartment and doesn't care. 7-He refers to himself in third person. 8-He lives in Ontario. 9-He likes sushi. 10-He wants to move to Hamilton, and I don't get it but think it's cool.

7. I would make a goodbye video and 'accidentally' post it publicly, and make it seem like the game meant everything to me and that my feeling were legitimately hurt and that I was teetering on the edge of sanity because of it. I may cry and eat chicken.

8. Fly up north to Nunavut and live on Baffin Island in a  new civilization where zombies would freeze solid trying to get to us.

9. Jenny. Only because she got screwed by a twist and not because of gameplay, really. I didn't get to see what she might have done. Fucking twists.

10. Tommy. Oh wait, done that before. Didn't work. Julie.

[allan]

I suppose I should log in and verify who we're voting for this evening. I cannot be bothered to make small talk when so few people could be bothered with me last night.

I feel like they were all up way past their curfew, anyway.

[Host Julie]

SCORE!!!! I win F2!!! <3

[allan]

GIVE ME A FUCKING PRIZE, CU*TS!

[VIPW jamie]

u win an iphone to take snapchat pics on congrats

[allan]

Thanks!!!

I am Snapchatting right now!!!

[allan]

Fuck this challenge in the ass with Vanessa's Massive Dick.

[allan]

SO last night we realized that due to the way the points are given out (which is a fun idea!) that we will most likely lose this challenge, and sine it is very involved we were discouraged. I was talking to Sam and we decided that we may as well have fun with it, because why else are we playing a game? I usually get my friends involved and even strangers. I went to Ashley's house and her neighbours and their dog helped out. So did Ashley and HER dog. Christine filmed a lot of things for me and I even made her eat the baby food. Tomorrow I will go to work to get some things done and get a few more things done there. I may go back to Christine's house tonight and make her boyfriend let me paint his nails.

I hate Rogers internet again.

I have run a bubble bath and have a bath bomb waiting for me by the tub, too. I shall take a book and wait for an upload. Lovely.

[allan]

ASHLEE FARTED!! SHE IS NAST!!

NAST!!

[allan]

NO ONE ELSE ON OUR TRIBE IS DOING MUCH!!! SAM AND I ARE EXHAUSTED AT THE THOUGHT OF DOING IT AND KNOWING WE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE. UGH. 


I will just not stress and have fun with it, like I said, but god damnit. I feel like the top contributors should be immune Hahaha.

Anyhow, rant done.

I am chatting with orgers about their past Scavenger Hunt adventures, and it's been therapeutic!! SO have my bottles of Cracked Canoe.

I miss Mateusz. I haven't spoken to him all day.

My armpit is very itchy. Only the left.

I really liked a song I have been hearing lately and just found out it is a Justin Bieber song. Meh, I am not ashamed.

I am playing a board game online with Alicia. I will probably lose.

I still feel ill from the gross food challenge.

Ashlee farted.

I am impatient to find out what is going to happen to Taylor, since she got banished.

[Head PW 2.0]

Jan 10, 2016 3:11:45 GMT allan said:

ASHLEE FARTED!! SHE IS NAST!!

NAST!!

At least I don't fart in the bath. I know you like bubble baths, but jeez! 

[allan]

I just listened to the song 'Diva' by Beyonce. It is HORRIBLE. I love Beyonce and think she is talented, but there is nothing redeeming about this song at all. It's written poorly, it is not even remotely catchy and it is far too long. She wears cool glasses in the video, though. 

All this being said I have to fucking dance to it anyway, so now's as good a time as any. God give me strength. And food.